you're a popping
zit
zit
now you're doing a
poo
poo
be a brave bulging bin
bag
bag
Sixteen disgusting shapes, two bodies, ten seconds — commit fully, no half measures.
Gross Bods hands two of you sixteen of the most disgusting shapes a body can make and asks you to commit fully: You're A Popping Zit needs someone to be the spray, Now You're Doing A Poo is the swirl shape and no amount of dignity survives it, and Be A Brave Bulging Bin Bag wants a tied top and a general sense of overstuffed dread. It's the pack that rewards the person willing to fully become the smelly sock or the drippy hairball rather than the one who half-tries it and hopes nobody notices. No props, no actual mess, just two bodies acting it out with a straight face and a phone propped somewhere it can see the damage. Auntie Zeffie has judged worse than this in 244 years and isn't easily impressed, so full commitment is the only way to score. Sixteen unpleasant shapes, eight dealt a round, best played with whoever already finds bodily functions the funniest thing in the room.
Full instructions, free to play
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