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Sixteen match-day shapes, two players, zero actual football required to play.
Sixteen shapes for two people who think they could have made a decent five-a-side team. Football Bods hands you the whole match day in miniature: Get In There wants a full-blooded tackle, La Bomborena needs you to become the trophy itself, and It's A Game Of Two Halves splits the two of you clean down the middle. It plays like the pub argument about the offside rule finally settled with bodies instead of opinions, and Auntie Zeffie judges every attempt with the warmth of a VAR review. Best played by anyone who's ever screamed at a penalty shootout or claimed they'd have scored that one easily, it suits five-a-side teammates, siblings who've argued about team colours since childhood, or two mates settling who gets the pies in first. If your Sunday league career ended in disappointment, here's a second chance at glory — Zeffie's just as hard to impress as the manager who dropped you.
Full instructions, free to play
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