Sixteen disasters, two bodies, ten seconds each — nobody actually gets hurt.
Extreme Fails Bods is sixteen disasters waiting to happen, and two of you get to be every part of them: Licking A Frozen Lamp Post needs a tongue stuck fast and a face full of regret, Snowboarding Into A Hangry Polar Bear wants a carving snowboarder and a bear up on its hind legs mid-swipe, and Riding A Shopping Trolley Down A Hill is exactly the kind of bad idea that ends up filmed anyway. Every shape is a split-second before impact — the drop, the swipe, the crash — so the fun is in nailing the moment right before it all goes wrong. No actual stunts required, just two bodies frozen at the worst possible second. Auntie Zeffie judges the commitment to the disaster, not your survival odds, so half-measures score worse than a full, stupid effort. Sixteen catastrophes, eight dealt a round, best played with someone who already sends you extreme sports fail videos unprompted. Nobody actually gets hurt — that's the whole appeal.
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