Sixteen pasta shapes, two bodies, ten seconds each — become dinner, badly.
Pasta Bods hands two of you sixteen shapes from the dry goods aisle and asks you to become them without the sauce. Fusilli wants a full spiral twisted together; Orecchiette (Little Ears) wants one enormous ear, which is funnier than it has any right to be; Tortellini asks for a folded ring that holds its shape for the full ten seconds, which is the actual hard part. It's the pack that turns a packet of dried pasta into a body-shape reference guide, and turns two people into rivals over who gets to be the ravioli. Auntie Zeffie judges with the seriousness of a nonna watching you overcook the linguine. No kitchen, no props, no actual pasta required — just two people and a phone propped where it can see you both. Sixteen shapes, eight dealt a round, so dinner's different every time. Good for a rainy afternoon with someone who'll actually commit to being a bowtie.
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