Sixteen shapes, two players, one very disappointing round of golf.
Sixteen shapes for two people who've spent an entire round arguing about honours on the tee. Golf Bods asks you to become the whole day out: You Divot wants a proper strip of turf gouged from the fairway, VW Golf tests whether two bodies can actually resemble a hatchback, and Arnie Palmer needs someone to be a very tall, very sweet iced drink. Nothing here needs actual clubs, a buggy or eighteen holes — just the ten seconds it takes to commit before Auntie Zeffie scores you like a hard-to-please club captain. It suits four-balls who've never broken ninety, anyone who owns a pair of plus fours unironically, or two people who'd rather argue about a bogey than admit to one. Best played by people who take a Sunday round more seriously than the actual scorecard, and if you know your eagle from your hole in one, here's a game that finally rewards the commitment, not the handicap.
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